Total Medals Earned: 15,541 (From 1,806 different games.) Total Medal Score: 379,575 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (195/270 points)
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (435/435 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 7/7 (75/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Can you find it?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Medals Earned: 15/15 (95/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
Rock and roll!
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (170/170 points)
Beat the first level, Valtameri
Collect 200 Squares in a single level and then complete the level
Collect 3 Large Squares in a single level, and then complete the level
Beat all 6 levels
Collect all 18 Large Squares
Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)
Slipped through the screen more than 10 times.
Flying on a parachute more then 10 seconds.
Bought all the items in the shop.
Spent a week of playing time in a game.
Flew more than 10 seconds.
Spent more than 1000 coins.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (250/250 points)
Put one point into each town perk
Earn 30 coins
Buy all the farmer upgrades
Earn 25 gems
Kill 300 zombies
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/205 points)
Defeat the boss.
There's a warm meal waiting for you.