Total Medals Earned: 15,435 (From 1,794 different games.) Total Medal Score: 378,135 Points
Medals Earned: 16/16 (455/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (360/410 points)
Smash 5 gold piles
Smash 5 bone piles
Fall 20 tiles
Vandalize the courtyard fountain
Kill 100 Enemies
Kill a zombie with the basic slash
Beat the Goblin King without taking damage
Beat 10 levels consecutively without dying
Collect all 6 hidden gems
Beat the game 100%
Beat the Tower Demon without taking damage
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Get to 100m
Get to 450m
Medals Earned: 5/5 (115/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/360 points)
Reach the end of the game... Or is it?
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty
Activate all the 20 monitors in the game
Break Lynne's heart
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.