Total Medals Earned: 15,509 (From 1,800 different games.) Total Medal Score: 379,180 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (280/355 points)
Collect your first coin
Kill at least one nerd
Complete the first level
Died at least once
Died 50 times
Kill 50 nerds
Died 100 times
Complete the game
Kill 100 nerds
Complete the game without a single death
Collect 10000 coins
Collect 50000 coins
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
You scored 5000 points. Congratulations.
You scored 10000 points. That's incredible. Well done.
You scored 7500. That's... impressive.
Medals Earned: 13/13 (500/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the basement
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 8/8 (160/160 points)
Open the safe
Escape the house in less than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 5/5 (55/55 points)
Kill the card.
Get The Gem
Get to the antidote
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
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